I mean when you’re dressed like me, in cargo pants several sizes too big, a fleece jacket fitted out for carrying drugs and Timberland hiking boots (purchased when going to the Outdoor Store was the adventure), well, lipstick – were I to have some – would be optional.
Etiquette for an Apocalypse
Survival Guide Tip of the week: Keep a pair of boots under your bed
Now, how simple is that?
“Really?” You say in sarcastic mode.
Yes, really. In almost all disasters broken glass is everywhere. If you happen to be in bed, which should be a third of your life, you can’t get out without cutting your feet. If you’re not in bed, you still have a pair of boots which will, I assure you, come in handy.