What to wear to a three-way at a whorehouse? It being an Apocalypse I decide on a simple go-anywhere outfit. Black scoop neck cashmere sweater with a blue rhinestone brooch where cleavage used to be and hiking boots somewhat covered by long, flare slacks.
Etiquette for an Apocalypse
Survival Guide Tip of the week: Store Old Clothes
If you are caught in a disaster, sartorial questions won’t be the first thing on your mind.
If you planned ahead (like I told you) you will have a set or two of old clothes, for warm and cold weather, put wherever your Nutella is stored. You could also put a set in your car and another with a neighbor.
As you run from your bed to the street not naked, you will thank me, but probably be unable to text or tweet me.